Overheard on the 'trapes' of one gutter bunny betty's active imagination:
"Oh, the conditions today were sick! The freshies ate my wheel like a snack. Did you see that banana scraper on skid row?"
"Dude, I brought home a Christmas tree! I almost did a gravity check, but slipped a balance blackout instead."
"No jaz! I checked the skid lid and powered through that gnar half-track. The last part was gonzo."
"You bombed man. I bailed. You got crazy mad skillz and screamed through that gnarl."
"I was balls deep in. You catch that powerslide? I made it without crashing but I dabbed deep off-piste."
"I caught your sitzmarks. The boilerplate was hard to stick and the goods gnoshed my knees so I dropped in the coulie."
"Pedalin' Palin! The Cheetah moat? Need a new winky set for that POS?!?"
"Blow off pimp!"
" Eat snow wheel sucker!"
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