Monday, March 29, 2010
Sunday, March 28, 2010
Tuesday, March 23, 2010
But as it were, it was more of a *theory* than a *practice*. Look, I didn't invent the accidentalreachacross, it's been around since Fred could make the bedrock. Baby, call me Mr. Flintstone....
Okay, it's not really 'around' the office. Technically, it's not even actually 'an office'. And it's only between me and one guy. :Semantics:
So me and....let's call him Feelemehboob, you know, to semi-protect the semi-innocent. Yeah, my example alias is East Indian, and?
So Mr. Feelemehboob initiates the accidentalreachacross like the infamous stretchandlean or the oft used behindthebacktuckandpeek.
Truly, theory not practice, completely innocent, he actually announces it as he simulates the play. Really, who's ever gonna ever accidentallyreachacross and find anything by me!?!.......Really.
And then......Again, I bike corrected. Yes, bike; I was on my bike. And there it was, the accidentalreachacross right in the middle of my near pedalestrian collision. And that's just how close it was. He shoots....He scores!
Sunday, March 21, 2010
Saturday, March 20, 2010
Thursday, March 18, 2010
:75 commute + :60 workout x 1 bike = :90 BONUS TIME! Biker math.
Wednesday, March 17, 2010
Monday, March 15, 2010
My bag is orange. My coat is orange. My bike is laced with orange. My waterbottle NARANJA!
Hi! Here I am a brilliant bright pumpkin in the middle of the bike lane EXACTLY where I should be. And there you are damn near hitting me. I know, the sun was in your eyes. No, THAT WAS ME!!
Now THAT is a thanks for that!
Sunday, March 7, 2010
I never expected it to come to this. I didn't even see it coming. It's been a rough month; I think we can both agree on that. See, we can get along.
I know it's only been a month, but it feels like forever. It was really good running into you today. You look the same.
I know I had a hard time with your new look when we last saw each other. And you were so cold. I'm sorry. I know it feels like I may have turned my back on you, but I too was struggling.
If you felt what I felt today when we were together I'm asking you to give us another shot. You know on a trail basis of course. Please forgive me.
I've missed you. I've missed us. I hope you've missed me too. Think about all the fun we've had. I know we've seen our share of bumps in the road, but let's be honest, that was all you. And see, I got through it. Please give me another chance.
Don't throw away everything we had over this past month. I'm looking forward to seeing you again.