You might be a redneck if you've....1. Washed laundry in a Walmart bathroom
2. Dried clothes from a wheel mount bike rack
3. Washed dishes on a parking lot curb
4. Lived in an undersized apartment on wheels
5. Used overturned shopping carts as lounge chairs
6. Washed your hair in a gas station sink
7. Invited others to see the nicest restroom you've ever peed in
8. Used a bike rack tie as a hair band
9. Drawn a Walmart and Arvee on a postcard for accuracy
10. Bathed in a capitol fountain
1 comment:
Don't be silly, rednecks don't bathe anywhere, fountain or not... :)
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