Ah yeah hi, Amazon? About that package you just sent....My name is Parker, and this is my story.
It got hot. Hotter than it’s been. And I pant, like a dog. I don't like it here anymore.
I’ve been stalking the tree line, ducking bushes, wiggling in ivy. I’m too cute for this shit.
I overheard some bipeds talking and apparently today is National Lollipop day. I have no idea what a lollipop is but they seemed giddy about it.
So there I was stalking the tree line when the most curious biped cruised by, more of a bi- pedaler as the case were. I pounced. MEW MEW. Here, aqui, ici. Take me home please!
I was hungry and she was cute. She stopped, can you believe it. And she said, Come here, so I did. She scooped me up and I purred and purred and it worked!
I didn’t even mind the kitty death grip she put on me when she pulled up her bike and hopped on. She was taking me home. This cutie girl on the bike was taking ME home. Lucky me! I stopped squirming and enjoyed the ride.
Lick lick. Happy Lollipop Day. Sucker!
1 comment:
Hang on a sec. If you were crawling in ivy, how come I'm not covered with itchies?
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