Sulfuric Acid. Searing hot ice pick. Wire bristled brush. Metal shavings. A three inch deck screw.THINGS I WOULD RATHER HAVE IN MY EYE.
Waterboarding is so last Administration. Scorching retinas is all the rage.
Seriously, need information? Want action? Dying to hear your name with "Oh God Please!"?
The eyes have it. Waterboarding a welcome relief from Springtime in Washington. It's either that or scratch them out with a pencil.
It just might be time to move. Hey Doc, what's that pollen count out in SDC?
1 comment:
Tree pollen count is moderate, and the grass and weed count doesn't really exist here :) Come on down!
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