It's a girl! She's insane! That's SUPER Man!
Yes, my new and improved Santa Helmet is....well, awesome. It's a little on the top heavy side. Not exactly aerodynamic. I am a bit of a reverse bobble head, especially in wind. Definitely give me all 3 feet.
There are smiles, giggles, honks, but most importantly traffic does STOP. I mean you could buy lights and batteries and hope OR you could grab one of these babies and know. They WILL see you!
And I have been called a bit of a Grinch this Christmas. See, it's him not me! But if you are going to spend a holiday alone, you might as well spend it with your shadow. Always there (even at night in a city!), dependable, consistant, attentive...and if he's as fun as mine....!!
So Santa if you are listening, I'd love a best friend to fall in love with. To laugh, to cry, to listen, to talk, to compromise, to RIDE, to share the holiday and every day...but if that's too much to ask, maybe less wind on my commute? You don't even need to stop by the house, I didn't make cookies and I'm out of beer. GRINCH!
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