Dear Heavenly Father, forgive me for I am about to sin. Christ! Don't you people sleep in!? I thought it would be easy to find some parking downtown on a Sunday morning.
Little did I know, there is a church on every freaking corner. Every turn I take, every move I make. Flocking everywhere! And me without a gift for Saint Expedite.
Thank god for the little bike. And this yo-yo stole it! Okay, I let him and he was pretty darn good at it.
Hell Mary, I need some Mace. The bum magnet did NOT disappoint, there was one waiting for me at the car when I returned.
"I'm sure your car will be okay, even if I don't stand here and watch it." 'Damn well better be, did you know God is on every flocking corner?'
Heymen!
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