No martinis in the park? No wonder SE began to attract a seedy crowd.The following are short snippets of a ride-by between 7th and 7th NW to SE:
"Is this your car?"as calm as can be. "No, but my car is missing though. You think somebody stole it?" said the newly inducted pedestrian to the pesky parking police.
On further thought, perhaps it was her car and she was using distractics to avoid the parking ticket?
"Ooh, go ahead Sweetie ooh, phew," quaked the audibly shaken notorious Jay Walker.
Dy.no.mite
And from the church BIZARRE:
"You can shop too! I'll watch your ride!"
Bike Valet?
"I'm sorry I am half in the bike lane, that was very rude of me," yelled the polite if not sarcastic proponent of the skewed initiative: SHARE the LANE.
Gashole!
CAR WASH
"We'll wash your bike too!"
What about the biker? Cuz I mighta got a better offer.
"You don't even know me and you're giving me a hard time?" challenged the girl with a gun. Yes. Girl. With. A. Gun.
How original, I've never heard THAT from a federal agent before. No really, I never have! Tell me more. But please don't kill me.
" ," between sassy cyclist and DC officer as they reenacted near tragedy from the previous weekend.
At least he didn't JUST pass me.
"I called because I'm lost, not because I want to be found," said the biker to her cute standby rescuer.
"Is this your car?"as calm as can be. "No, but my car is missing though. You think somebody stole it?" said the newly inducted pedestrian to the pesky parking police.
On further thought, perhaps it was her car and she was using distractics to avoid the parking ticket?
"Ooh, go ahead Sweetie ooh, phew," quaked the audibly shaken notorious Jay Walker.
Dy.no.mite
And from the church BIZARRE:
"You can shop too! I'll watch your ride!"
Bike Valet?
"I'm sorry I am half in the bike lane, that was very rude of me," yelled the polite if not sarcastic proponent of the skewed initiative: SHARE the LANE.
Gashole!
CAR WASH
"We'll wash your bike too!"
What about the biker? Cuz I mighta got a better offer.
"You don't even know me and you're giving me a hard time?" challenged the girl with a gun. Yes. Girl. With. A. Gun.
How original, I've never heard THAT from a federal agent before. No really, I never have! Tell me more. But please don't kill me.
" ," between sassy cyclist and DC officer as they reenacted near tragedy from the previous weekend.
At least he didn't JUST pass me.
"I called because I'm lost, not because I want to be found," said the biker to her cute standby rescuer.
Do you have change for a dollar? That girl needs some sense!
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