Guess who ahhaaed the upstairs today?!? Yep, I don't trust him for one second. "Ima just sleep here aaaaall day long, heeere on my pillllow."They've won. They've out snookered me. Pets 4 Hooman 0. The dog eats cat food. The cat eats dog food. The cat gets fed ON the counter. Let's be honest, Four on The Floor never really caught on with these mutts.
I'm running out of plastic bags. I need an alarm. I can't wear black. Or white. Or grey. Tan, maybe I could wear tan?
Why do we do it? Cute. Because they are cute. They are warm and cuddly and effingham CUTE!
But I still have twice as many bikes. The pets don't outnumber the bikes. No, they haven't won quite yet.
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