Beware the Rides of March

Could I BE any more orange?!? You know orange: bright, colorful, CAUTION...cones, signs, construction sites??

My bag is orange. My coat is orange. My bike is laced with orange. My waterbottle NARANJA!

Hi! Here I am a brilliant bright pumpkin in the middle of the bike lane EXACTLY where I should be. And there you are damn near hitting me. I know, the sun was in your eyes. No, THAT WAS ME!!

Now THAT is a thanks for that!